Don't let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game/
For two years running now, my dad has been subscribing to reader's digest, and despite having stacks of them around the house, I'm so grateful for it i swear. Especially when I'm stuck at home in the mornings or just plain exhausted from completing those assignments.
The doctor's receptionist was startled when a nun stormed out of the surgery room and left. She asked the doctor what happened.
" Well," said the doctor. " I examined her and told her she was pregnant."
" Doctor!" exclaimed the receptionist. " That can't be!"
"Of course not." he said. " but it certainly cured her hiccups"
or this,
The hostess at a party served a guest a cup of punch, warning him it was literally laced with liquor. Next, she offered some to a religious man, who said, " I would rather commit adultery than drink that!"
Hearing this, the first man poured back his punch into the bowl and said, " sorry i didn't know we had a choice."
Or even this,
With the storm raging, the captain realised his ship is sinking fast so he called out, " Does anyone here know how to pray?"
One man stepped forward. " yes captain. I pray alot."
" Good," said the captain. " you pray while the rest of us put on life jackets. We're one short. "
I don't know why, i love dry humour like these. I wouldn't be surprise myself if i can burst into laughter in class when i hear these kinds, especially from Hee Sang last week! hahahahaha
Currently over at my anorexic bitch's place. Finally caught up with her since hmmmm, decades ago!? Caught a couple of movies, but surprisingly, I'm up early! Got to meet up with those bimbs later on.
Second week of school came and gone, moving on to a third that i suppose would be pretty short considering the couple of days cut off from it. Assignments stacking up! Tell me, is it too late to get the withdrawal form now?!?!??!!!!!!!!!
Alright, that was a drama queen on the roll. hahahahahahahahahahaha
Oh, I'm gonna be vvvv cautious and careful in school on Wednesday. VERY VERY. I'll bring extras of everything. Even bra and panties! hahahaahahahahaahahahahaha
I'm still sleepy!
Have a good long weekend, and happy Chinese new year! I can't wait for my ang pows toooooooooo.
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If it meant a lot to you- A day to remember
And hey darling, I hope you're good tonight. And I know you don't feel right when I'm leaving Yeah, I want it but no I don't need it, Tell me something sweet to get me by, 'Cause I can't come back home 'till they're singing
Laa, la la la, la la la, 'Till everyone is singing. If you can wait till I get home, Then I swear to you that we can make this last, Laa laa laa If you can wait till I get home, Then I swear come tomorrow this will all be in our past, Well, it might be for the best.
[Girl] And hey sweetie, Well I need you here tonight, And I know that you don't wanna be leaving me, Yeah you want it but I can't help it, I just feel complete when you're by my side, But I know you can't come home 'till they're singing,
Laa, la la la, la la la, [Both] 'Till everyone is singing, Laa, la la la, la la la, [Guy] If you can wait 'till I get home, Then I swear to you that we can make this last, La la laaaaa If you can wait 'till I get home, Then I swear come tomorrow this will all be in our past, Well it might be for the best.
[Girl] You know you can't give me what I need, And even though you mean so much to me, I can wait through everything.
[Guy] Is this really happening? I swear I'll never be happy again, And don't you dare say we can just be friends, 'Cause I'm not some boy you can sway [Both] We knew it'd happen eventually.
[Guy] Laa, la la la, la la la, Now everybody's singing, Laa, la la la, la la la, Now everybody's singing, Laa, la la la, la la la [If you can wait till I get home] Now everybody's singing, Laa, la la la, la la la [I swear that we can make this last] If you can wait till I get home [Laa, la la la, now everybody's singing, laa, la la la, la la la]
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Turned legal on the 28th Jan. Doing my senior year in innovajc. I have this weird fetish for ridiculously enigmatic bargains, go figure
The art of soul
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Once in awhile, reality sets in.
Good things happen to those who waits, better things happen to those who're patient but the best thing happens to those who believe.
Contented
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9:25 AM - Saturday, January 24, 2009
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